Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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