he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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