We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
try to milk me bitch
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