Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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