Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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