I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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