normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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