at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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