"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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