walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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