Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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