Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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