we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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