He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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