I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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