so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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