I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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