the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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