People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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