so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
