you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
i out mim tonsoeep
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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