that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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