About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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