Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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