Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
