Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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