People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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