she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
