Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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