well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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