So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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