So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
