i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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