i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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