Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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