i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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