Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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