Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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