you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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