is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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