I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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