We're facebook friends in real life
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
