My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My pussy is not your playground.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just forgot I was standing up.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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