That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
