Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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