so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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