Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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