Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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