you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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