Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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